Out on a recent stroll in the neighborhood I (Mike) saw some signs in a yard that made me laugh out loud in a kind of tragic irony sort of way. We were walking along Edmond, Boulevard, which runs along the Mississippi River. It is a really beautiful walk, made-so, in part, because it is at the only natural river gorge along the whole Mississippi River. There is an amazing green-way along the river, which is situated along one of the greatest migratory bird routes on the planet.
Anyway, the signs that caught my eye were these pictured.